June 2012
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Words Used to Describe Genitals
nanihoo:
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wtffanfiction:
So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found. And feel free to submit ones you’ve heard :3
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May 2012
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FACT: Since asexuals often don't "get lucky", they...
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“Nobody can replace Nick Lidstrom”
– Wayne Gretzky on Lidstroms rumored retirement (via babcocksdeathstare)
Someone needs to get Teemu Selanne to sit Lidstrom down and give him the “one more year!” talk.
(via a-hockey-night)
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sassy-skinner:
imagine next season they measure Patrick Kane and Andrew Shaw and Andrew is 6’ 0 and Patrick is still 5’ 11
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Welcome to Tumblr: The place where you can know...
everydayiamcumberbatchin:
siriused:
if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry
i’m confused too
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In which a short shopping trip reminds me that my dad is a homophobe and why we stick to the same four topics (gardening, hockey, cats, alternate forms of energy) to avoid fighting.
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How do I tell my mom that “I don’t like eating dinner as a family all the time because attempting to converse is just a ticking bomb” without pissing her off? Gah.
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That myth in which Loki does something completely... →
chicksdigthephoenix:
zarillo:
ladyhistory:
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIANTESS CHICK NAMED SKADI
Her father, Thiazi, went to go steal the apples of youth back from Loki who had stolen them from Asgard to Jotunheim but then returned them to Asgard to possibly be stolen back by Jotunheim
and whatever.
ANYWAY, THEY KILLED THIAZI.
SO SKADI IS LIKE “YOU ASSGARDHOLES” AND STORMS THEIR GATES
...
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“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
Truth.
(via invisiblelad)
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moose-like-jagger:
When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere
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that glorious moment when you figure out a...
the-killing-of-kings:
and you hate the fact that it’ll hurt them, but make them so human at the same time.
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weleftascarsizeextralarge:
nude-tayne:
While walking my dog on his nightly walk, I overheard a group of people with very thick Southern accents. One gentlemen in particular caught my attention. He said,
“Now remember, this isn’t Kentucky. We might see all sortsa actors and celebrities, but we can’t freak out. So just be sure to not over react to seeing anyone famous around here.”
I’ve lived...
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splinteryourspine:
splinteryourspine:
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
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English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я тебя люблю
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
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krejcithegoon:
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Snow White and The Huntsman plot twist: Chris Hemsworth is the fairest of them all.
#Maybe he’s born with it #Maybe it’s Mjolnir
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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