October 2011
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Roommate: ”How would you say making a party? Holding?”
Me: ”Throw a party.”
Roommate: ”Throw? T-H-R-O-W? Like a ball?”
Me: ”Yeah, I don’t get it either.”
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September 2011
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“There is a nasty rumor running around that next Thursday there is a test. ...”
– Professor Davies (my Linguistics professor)
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So many of my friends and classmates ask me for homework help or concept explanations.
Do I somehow look like I know what I am doing?
If so, do I owe apologies for the false advertising?
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charlatans & saints: hippity-hoppity-brigade:... →
hippity-hoppity-brigade:
the-doctors-companion07:
willowmansdaughter:
wotcher-doctor:
fatalcookies:
would-you-like-a-jelly-baby:
cryingroman-with-a-baby:
princessdogfish:
aladdinsfuturewife:
Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!
After all those years, they can still step in time. ;w;
I can’t be the only one who started singing...
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““That word is the same as the N-word. Yes, it is. Don’t look at me like that....”
– CBS Sports columnist Mike Freeman commenting on hockey player Wayne Simmonds’ use of the anti-gay slur “f****t” during a game. (via gay-men)
100% agree.
(via goodreasonnews)
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Hilz: I can’t get the channel for this game and I give up. Sorry.
Me: It’s not like this is playoff game.
Hilz: If this was a playoff game, I would go to your parents’ house. Even if you weren’t there. They would understand.
Me: I love you and, yes, they would.
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I manage to clear my head and calm down from a good a month with skating.
And then I come home to finish my lab report and find out I must have lost the IR spectrums.
Fuck.
I can only hope I get a third of the points for this lab.
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Me: I want to get on the ice but all the little figure skaters are still practicing. Gah, I don’t want to crash into one.
Marishka: Be like Toews! XD
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Subway system in Tokyo: No problem.
Bus system in Iowa City: What am I doing and where is this going?
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my take on gender identities of other people
cosmonautcat:
there is only one person allowed to ask, “ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?”
and he looks like this
so there’s that
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Guess Who: Hockey Edition
lebang58:
lenofi:
mogalicious:
itsstaalgood:
totes-broski:
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rachelriley:
My brother and I made this on Saturday :)
DAJFHSDIFHUG THIS IS SO COOL iohsdfiasfhd
Can I take this or..?
Want. lol
ahmazhzingh
this. is. awesome.
Can I have?
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In the birthday gift my mom sent me, I got candy flowers, a Blackhawks lanyard, a lot of star confetti, a birthday “crown,” a beaded bracelet, and twenty-one dollar bills.
I am not sure what my mom thinks I will spend $21 on, but to me, that sounds like a trip to the ice rink, a latte at the Java House, and fresh bread and veggies from the farmer’s market without touching my...
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“We don’t have an agenda of any sorts. I think of the 120 celebrities we’ve put...”
– - Dancing With The Stars Executive Producer Conrad Green in reaction to anti-Chaz backlash from viewers via Hollywood Reporter
(TRIGGER WARNING ON THE ARTICLE FOR ANTI-TRANS LANGUAGE)
Fuck. yes.
Those comments on the boards that the article mentions were disgusting. I hate it when people only...
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Super cool bulbasaur costume
justbifurious:
source: justbifurious
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My contributions to my roommate’s English vocabulary are often rather unusual.
Like explaining why the names of places in Steakhouse or Gay Bar sound sexual.
Am I a bad person?
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Why my phone's autocorrect annoys me but is too...
Dear Autocorrect,
Seabs is not Swans.
Turco is not Turbo.
Salak is not Samantha.
Tazer is not Tanzania.
Though now the fact you now suggest adding “ass” each time I type Tazer amuses me greatly. Inform a friend that about Sharpie’s comments at the convention and instant amusement whenever I text about Toews.
Sedin is not Seeing.
Burish is not Hiroshima
Bolland is not Holland.
Hossa is not...
Reblog if you watch Halloween Town every Halloween
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My mother sent me a package on Wednesday with instructions to open it on my birthday, Monday the 26th.
What she meant: Monday morning.
What I am taking it as: Midnight before I go to bed.
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Hilz: ”I knew you are turning twenty one this year but I didn’t realize until I was talking to my dad that means you will be going to bars and not realizing you are being hit on.”
My pride wants to argue but past record says I will not notice flirting.
